tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post7763986817319602450..comments2023-05-13T04:04:27.872-04:00Comments on Yes, Like the Princess in Star Wars: Operation Actually Do Something I Pinned #1leiamarie82http://www.blogger.com/profile/06753187315711215480noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-46350897474419256772012-02-13T20:05:04.164-05:002012-02-13T20:05:04.164-05:00Dear Ariel,
I am thrilled to tell you that I thi...Dear Ariel, <br /><br />I am thrilled to tell you that I think you will be a perfect fit at Johnson Preparatory Academy. Classes begin tomorrow. See you soon.<br /><br />Leia Johnson<br />Headmistress, Principal, Teacher, Janitorleiamarie82https://www.blogger.com/profile/06753187315711215480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-66127617287292327142012-02-13T00:34:12.154-05:002012-02-13T00:34:12.154-05:00Dear Mrs. Johnson,
I am disappointed that I do no...Dear Mrs. Johnson,<br /><br />I am disappointed that I do not fit the age range for your prestigious academy. However, I do like peanut butter and jam sandwiches, and would be honored to introduce the Academy's students to such musical instruments as the sackbut and crumhorn, such genres as minimalist opera and 1970's Iranian pop music, and such songs as Die Erlkonig (the "Reaper" version) and John Cage's stirring piano piece 4'33". I await your response in this matter.<br /><br />ArielArielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03944542541821404672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-10448242386044497982012-02-12T00:31:35.796-05:002012-02-12T00:31:35.796-05:00Hi, Ariel!
Thank you so much for your application...Hi, Ariel!<br /><br />Thank you so much for your application. Your achievements are quite impressive, but I'm afraid you fall outside the age guidelines for kindergarten (you had to have been 5 by this past September 1st). However, there is a position available in our music department if you are interested in employment at Johnson Preparatory Academy. You would be required to introduce different instruments, genres, and specific songs as part of our integrated arts curriculum with hands-on applications. You would be paid in peanut butter and jam sandwiches. We look forward to your response.<br /><br />Mrs. Johnsonleiamarie82https://www.blogger.com/profile/06753187315711215480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-12315048819462951002012-02-11T01:42:42.651-05:002012-02-11T01:42:42.651-05:00Dear Miss Leia,
I would like to apply for a spot ...Dear Miss Leia,<br /><br />I would like to apply for a spot in your homeschool class. I will be 34 years old in March, and I know all of my letters, and numbers. I can also draw, color, and play various musical instruments. I need to improve my penmanship, and I sometimes talk out of turn, but I can generally sit quietly if given a snack.<br /><br />I eagerly anticipate your response in this matter.<br /><br />Respectfully,<br /><br />ArielArielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03944542541821404672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-63656360580421084522012-02-11T01:41:15.546-05:002012-02-11T01:41:15.546-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Arielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03944542541821404672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-31242966962205691452012-02-02T09:50:53.631-05:002012-02-02T09:50:53.631-05:00Very cool!! I have been such a slacker on this sor...Very cool!! I have been such a slacker on this sort of thing lately - Surprise, surprise! - but I think we'll do this soon. The boys would love it! Thanks for sharing! (and love the J.P. Connection!)Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15350041902758743959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-42626618339197129762012-02-02T00:51:36.910-05:002012-02-02T00:51:36.910-05:00Awesome! Nice job. Love that we also have a near...Awesome! Nice job. Love that we also have a nearly 3 year old, bursting into various things.Jessica Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17548892442562404948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-40995087037988371512012-02-01T22:38:33.324-05:002012-02-01T22:38:33.324-05:00This blog cracked me up, love it!!This blog cracked me up, love it!!Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874775207076609871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1811198224135757900.post-81987218174534918652012-02-01T22:24:31.854-05:002012-02-01T22:24:31.854-05:00A-Adorable! B-Love the art history lesson. Some da...A-Adorable! B-Love the art history lesson. Some day soon one of the boys will reference Jackson Pollock and you will receive raised eyebrows and appreciative nods from other parents (who know who Jackson Pollock is).Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08484779599464594017noreply@blogger.com