I think my fave is back on track after that disaster of a season premiere. Here are a couple of goodies from this week’s Brothers & Sisters:
Kevin to Nora: You can put your bleeding heart back in your NPR totebag.
Kevin to Scotty: You downloaded senior citizen lesbian porn on my phone?
This week’s episode got a massive bad wrap for its sad nature, but I thought it was pretty great. It certainly wasn’t as sing-alongy as some of the other episodes, but I’ll take The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, and REM for the win. Here are two good ones from Glee:
Brittany: I read a quote that said heart attacks are just from loving too much.
Sue Sylvester: Well, William, if your kids want to praise Jesus in class, I suggest they enroll at Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on I Love Jesus street, but not here. This country is not a monarchy. Believe me--I’ve tried.
Okay, so this is officially my new favorite sitcom after this week’s Christmas card debacle-themed episode. (I am a HUGE Christmas card enthusiast...which reminds me I need to figure out what we’re doing this year.) Here’s a little ha-ha from Better with You:
Ben to Maddie: It’s crazy. You can rent an elf costume in December, no problem. But two months before, they treat you like a psycho and make you sign a note promising you won’t use it for porn.*
I could probably just copy and paste the entire transcript of this week’s episode of The Middle, but here are a couple of my favorite lines. Not sure who I connected with more this week--the aging mother, Frankie, or the dramatic dorkarrific teenager, Sue:
Frankie: Okay, wait, you think I need diapers? Oh, this is just...oh my God, how old do you think I am? Look, I might sneeze-pee once in awhile, but I don’t need diapers!
Sue: I don’t think I can do this anymore. Brad’s heartbroken. Sean’s from like a really prominent family. I can’t handle a love triangle. I’m not a Kardashian!
*I just realized I have two quotations about porn. Not on purpose.
I realize there were a lot more lines to quote on here, but I was doing laundry one night when I caught up on the DVR and didn't keep track. I also didn't include any lines from Eastbound and Down because my page would have been exploded from the F-bombs. Plus, my husband got really tired of me stopping shows and rewinding to make sure I got the lines right.